Saturday, November 25, 2006
DEATH STAR is the name of my new metal band
It's a metal band that needs to happen. Seriously. Think about it. DEATH STAR. D E A T H S T A R . How fucking hardcore is that? It's a damn STAR OF DEATH. GRADNNDNDNNDNDNAaaanlalalalalalnnannaANGNAN GARAGAGNNANNANANANANANALALALALALallalannndndndndndnd !!!!!!!!!! --. that was what metal looks like when it's typed out. And not only is a DEATH STAR just badass, it totally taps into a genre i'm not sure has ever been tapped into - nerd metal. DEATH STAR!!!! MAN, think about it!!!! The first album would be called "THIS DEATH STAR IS FULLY ARMED & OPERATIONAL". Then the second album would be called "YOUR FLEET IS NO MATCH TO THE POWER OF THIS DEATH STAR," or something like that. I think the emperor said that. Every time we come on stage, two minutes before we start, the lights will go off and the sound guy will play a recording that says "THE DEATH STAR WILL BE IN RANGE IN TWO MINUTES" and so on....damn, god it will be awesome.
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Then, for your finale, you can say THIS DEATH STAR WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5...4...etc then you smash your instruments to pieces. Yes, smash them like a true metal band would; without remorse.
your first EP should be called "all too easy". Get Buckethead to open, with a cover of the imperial march. This practically sells itself. if only...you could play...an instrument...of any sort. Anyway, better start sourcing the costumes now, learn to play later.
i don't need to know how to play. I just need to know how to shred. And I can shred, motherfucker.
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