Monday, February 13, 2006

You're telling me that no one froze Marshall McLuhan's body?

Who the fuck was in charge back then? Why didn't anyone freeze Marshall McLuhan's body? Jesus Fucking Christ, what were you people thinking? What've we got...Walt Disney? Lou Gherig? Hitler's brain? WHAT THE FUCK? What the hell are we going to do with that - form an animated baseball team of nazis? Is it going to be some kind of terrible annimated version of Maus mixed with A League of Their Own? GOD!!!! Next time, freeze someone useful, for Christ's sake! I need to figure out if my instant messenger is a Hot or Cold media. Is my blog a hot or cold media? I never understood this crap in the first place, and now it's controlling my GOD DAMN LIFE AND NO ONE FROZE MARSHALL MCLUHANS BODY SO HE COULD COME BACK AND EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!! COME ON!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here's the real question: is McLuhan's frozen body hot or cold media?

I'm anti freezing McLuhan, but I'm pro developing McLuhan Popscicles. Corporations have really missed out on potential merchandising opportunities. McLuhan's Medium Massage oil, McLuhan's Hot-Media-Pockets...the list could go on. I'm picturing Burt's Bee's inspired anti-packaging, a brand that comes ready made for optioning movie rights, maybe even a saturday morning cartoon.