Thursday, February 23, 2006
There's a tank in my overalls!
How did these guys ever let these guys exist? If I were from OKT, I totally woulda gone down to OKBG and been all "we're going to demolish your namby pamby romper room warehouses with our freakin' tanks. You're totally ruining our brand value." For serious. I, for one, will always associate Osh Kosh with B'Gosh and cute overalls. An entire generation or so agrees. And those poor people who make arguably the baddest ass vehicles in the damn world probably get emails from mom's asking how to buy replacement buttons for pants. HAHAHAH. losers.
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they're actually owned by the same military concerned industrial manufacturer. little known fact: oshkoshbgosh overalls are actually created from an alien substance found deep inside a malasian volcano. The synthesized fabric allows executives of oshkosh to subconsciously implant paramilitary instructions in toddlers anywhere, literally creating on command a secret legion of block-op trained 2-6 years olds. Hoover was involved in the initial plans, originally concieved as a last ditch effort against the red tide. Anyway...aren't those overalls cuuuuuute? OMG!
holy crap. I had no idea. I bet they were the same people that made Pokemon & Magic cards too. It was all part of this gigantic conspiracy to brainwash our ("I believe the")children ("are the future") into commandeering assault vehicles against our government in the name of Communism, while wearing adorable camo-veralls. Fuckin' crazy.
Oshkosh, WI's greatest asset (aside from being about an hour from where i grew up) is the chain of lakes and rivers that surround and run through the city. Oshkosh sits on the western shore of Lake Winnebago and is banked by the Fox River and Lake Butte des Morts. Lake Winnebago, the largest fresh water lake within a U.S. state, was carved from the same limestone formation that created Niagara Falls. These waterways that once provided transportation for explorers and the power for saw mills still are a vital part of the community, only now they are used for recreation.
Recreational opportunities on these waterways are abundant and available the year through. Boating, water skiing and sailing are favorite summertime activities. Watercraft rentals, motorized vehicles, canoes and kayaks are available at local businesses. Anglers enjoy their sport during every month of the year.
Right, it's a very picturesque setting— the *perfect* place to create mind-controlling denim outerwear.
I suspect Julie has already fallen prey to their devious plans (Mwuh hah hah hah hah hah).
Yeah, nice, bucolic TANKS!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH. kerBOOOM!!!! ssswwweeehhhhwwww!!! CRASH!!!! BOOM! AAaaahhh, not my family, not my family! BOOM DESTRUCTION!!!! raarrrhhh!!!!
for more overalls: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/02/marimba_ponies.mpg
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