Monday, February 06, 2006

Who works here

The superimportant pantry is filled with 7 things. Six of them are listed under "these pretzel rods seem stale" below. The other things are magazines & books casually left there by people going in for stale pretzel rods. They're delightful reading, but I can't seem to figure out who left them there. The most recent additions are a mysterious catalogue called "Big Girl Knits"and a copy of "Undoing Perpetual Stress".

One wonders if they belong to the same person.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe you should combine those two. that would give you "perpetually undoing big girl's knits". _that_ would be good break room reading material.

Nona Varnado said...

hey messenger. thanks for making me superimportant. It's a first for me! Being so closely aligned with anal leakage issues has me wondering if that means Girlsports is "the Shit" or just "a shit"

hm. I guess that's for the philosophers to decide.

2006 votes really rocks. who is that?