You know what I can't wait for? The future!

The future's going to be really rad. We're talking flying cars, little robot slaves, microwaves that materialize pizzas at the push of a button, and zombie killing farms. Mostly, I'm looking forward to the obsolescence of all these gadgets we've got. We're going to have tiny microchips implated in our ears that store terabytes of music instead of iPods. We wont' need computer screens, because we'll have tiny microchips in our eyeballs that project whatever we need onto our eyeballs. or...something like that. Like, we'll access our "screen" and the tiny microchip in the back of our eye will make the front of our eye...or, it will SEEM like the front of our eye, but our brain is actually reading it...the front of our eye will see all this data. Then we can turn it off. Or just learn to ignore it. Or maybe we'll have these gloves that we can wear that will be like the powerglove for the Nintendo, except not a piece of shit that you couldn't really play any games with. And it won't really be a glove, of course. We'll have tiny microchips implanted in our arms. And buttons too. Like Boba Fett. Boba Fett was clearly the shit.

Yeah, the future is going to be awesome. We won't have phones. We'll just think "call mom" and she'll be all like "hey, son, how are you sweetheart?" And you can talk as quietly as you want because your voice is going straight to their ear, through tiny microchips in your throat.

And there will be matter transportation devices, which will probably make bike messengers obsolete completely, but maybe some places won't be able to afford them, so it won't be that bad. But Matter Transporters will be used in other ways than you might expect. No more "crossing the street". All you have to do is step into the matter transporter, and you're instantly ACROSS THE STREET! Or, you step into the matter transporter at the mall, and you can go to the GAP. LIKE THAT! Dude, the future is totally going to be sweet.