Zombie farm is going to happen. The time is right, people are hungry for cathartic violence and desensitized enough to stomach blowing fist sized shotgun holes through rotting chest cavities. People are angry, and they're growing aggressive. They can sense the tides shifting. Class issues will be complete redefined by this new predator to prey dynamic. Cheney made the first blow--on his "hunting trip" over the weekend. Look at Cheney's furrowed grimace. That's not bowel obstruction, that's the hunger for brains; sweet, delicious brains. I can see him out there in the bush, licking his lips. Suddenly, a snack attack! Attorney's taste like Hamburger Helper! The secret service pulled him off only seconds from having the candy in his mouth.
That's only good press for us. It's clueing people in, getting them ready for our Zombie Farm. Vice Presidential attacks are the first tentative steps. Sending people into catatonic states to trick them into fighting fake zombies is step 2.
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My zombie killing farm is going to be a completely inclusive entertainment package. It would be best if in the evenings, the zombies performed a musical for the guests. Like these guys
sort of like dinner theater. WHERE THE MAIN COURSE IS BRAINS. brraaaaaiiinnns!
Zombie Farm is already happening. Check out www.zombiefarmmovie.com. It looks like a very cool movie.l
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