Sunday, June 03, 2007

Double Booking is just asking for trouble

A note to British girls visiting their Boston friends and making weekend trips to New York who might happen to stop by a Bike Polo game and give out their numbers to ex Philadelphians: Don't do this if you've got boyfriends who you will talk to for a half hour on the phone at the bar after the Philadelphian and his friend buy you drinks the next day. Furthermore, try not to meet the *other* two dudes you gave your slut phone number to at the same bar at the same time. It just doesn't. make. sense. It's a good thing superimportant is here to clear up this breach of etiquitte.

Secondly, a note to single, Philadelphian, polo players in search of wingmen: try to make sure the double-booking, taken girls you pick up are attractive. Thank you for your time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And that's why you haven't been posting? Sad.

Anonymous said...

Étiquette. Please. If you don't mind.