Hugging is like a gateway drug

It starts innocently enough, but a hug, no matter how affectionately, is only a step on the way to dangerous activities like heavy petting. One may think that this innocuous embrace is merely a dismissable token of appreciation, but then the swelling of your mom's breasts pressed up against my chest heightens the arousal in both of us, and hands begin to wander. A hug can be short or long. There are bro-hugs and family hugs. Careless individuals should never ever let these types of hugs lead to anything further. The dangerous types of hugs, on the other hand, find your mother breathing heavily on my neck as the hug lingers just a moment past normal. Then she invites me back sometime when you're not around. Yeah, that's why I couldn't go to the movies with you that time, by the way. Hugs are dangerous. Hugs lead to hands caressing your mom's back, which is surprisingly in shape for a woman of her age. And then unbuttoning shirts and reaching for undergarments. By this point, the casual hug has clearly shown it's darker side, and when your Dad is off on a business trip, your mom and I are doing terrible, terrible things in the very spot where you were conceived. Dont' do hugs.