Saturday, June 23, 2007

Clear your browser cache

There are times in life when clearing your browser cache is important. Let's say - "on interviews" - for instance. Because if you're a web designer and you're using your laptop to show potential future bosses the best of your your work, you better hope she types real fast when she grabs your computer to bring up a website she wants you to check out. It could be catastrophic if she's a one-finger typer, and an array of smutty websites scroll down your recent history when she types the first letter of wherever she's going. So yeah, remember to clear your history. And delete all those movie files from your desktop. And don't stare at her tits, while you're at it. That's not going to win you any favors, either. And for gods sake, don't hug her. We all know where that leads.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ya, history is a bitch. Always finds a way of biting you in the ass when you least need it. Must clear history.

Haiku Harry, The Kamikaze Contributor said...

what the hell, it's not like you want to work anywhere that wouldn't allow-- nay, ENCOURAGE you to actively surf porn. Isn't that why you chose marfa?