Friday, April 21, 2006

Bored out of my fucking skull

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Christ, work is bullshit.

It's so boring, I've been drawing in my sketchbook. And taking hour and a half lunches at least 4 times a week. If only I could justify another hour and a half break an hour later. That would really split up the day. As it is, my guilt complex always leads me back to the petri dish to stare at my monitor for the next few hours, opening & closing my iTunes window to make it look like I'm doing something.
The 9 to 5 office job is inhumane, if you ask me. It's not natural for people to be cooped up inside like this all the time, especially with no fucking windows, like me.
Anyone have any good time wasters? I might read a book. Seriously. I kinda like the idea of sitting in my desk chair, my screensaver flashing neon goobers in front of me, legs propped up on the desk, reading. That'd be awesome. I'd rather not be staring at a monitor to kill the 8 hours of my day called "work", but if there's something time consuming and awesome/hilarious out there, I'd love to know what it is.

Alright, I'm going back to sleep. Fuck this.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear you. I sit here doing nothing all day, slowly sliding down in my chair, causing increasingly painful back pain.

I actually want work. Anything. I mean, Jesus, I actually check this blog every hour or so in the hopes that something has been posted.

I vote for a four day work week: 2 days on, one off, 2 on, 2 off.

Sweet.

Anonymous said...

totally inhumane.

Mini has just the thing for you: the desktop decoy. Just use it for human powered transport rather than mini powered.

It's a screen saver that makes your screen look like you are doing stuff. Spreadsheets, photo editing. . whatever you want.

http://www.miniusa.com/link/motoron/desktop_decoy