Kegel excersizes for car trips! Dad up in the front driving to Grandma's for Christmas, sis nodding off in the back...guess what I'm doing?
Kegel excersizes for meetings! "Ken, did you get the files from Jerry for next week's update? ...Ken?"
"Huh? What? Oh (release)...yeah, sure I did (squeeze)."
Kegel excersizes for the subway! Doors close, vacant stares set in, 15 reps, 5 seconds each. It's not often that superimportant is on the subway, so we don't know what to do to occupy our time.
Kegel excersizes in church on Christmas Eve! Because I've got to distract myself SOMEhow.
Kegel excersizes for the bike shop! Because I'm part of the team now, and we've got reputation to uphold for excellence in all things.
Kegel excersizes for meetings, again! There really isn't enough to do in meetings. Text messaging is too obvious. Sketching is old hat - and pretty obvious. Sleeping is just uncool and difficult to pull off, especially since the eyeballs I drew on my eyelids are not very convincing.
Kegel excersizes for blogging! That's right everybody. I'm doing them RIGHT NOW. Think about it.
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i was going to leave some comment like "when did you get a vagina ken?" but then wikipedia informed me that men can do kegel exercises too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
-heidi
Ken, I really hope the universe never allows you to meet my mother.
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