Sunday, October 01, 2006
How to write a love letter, if you're my superindendant's 16 year-old granddaughter
This love letter has been sitting on the superimportant desk (along with it's mutiple follow-up letters) for months. Now that the sender is back in Jamaica, I feel it's slightly less insensitive to show it to the world. This would've been a highly effective love letter if it weren't for the fact that the results of it's validation would've been not only illegal, but pretty sleazy. Superimportant is not sleazy.
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how long have you been practicing your girly handwriting for?
she is double sexxy.
If you don't have a girlfriend she would like to "have you"? Interesting. Fifteen year-olds have come a long way since my day.
you left-handed penmanship has come a long way since you left Chicago
Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause Jamaican me horny!
"superimportant is not sleazy." ?!
superimportant is a damn liar.
hey, what?! Who the hell said that? This is libel. I'll sue the fuck out of you I swear to god.
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