Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Jesus Christ, it really is the day of the Devil!!!
In the shower this morning, as I'm sure you all noticed, one of my pubes was stuck to the tiles. Not uncommon. There are pubes stuck to the walls all over my apartment. But this one WAS IN THE SHAPE OF A SIX!!! SIX!!!! SIX!!!!! Only one six, of course, but I did a triple-take!!! I glanced at it three times!!! Then the water turned to blood and the ground turned to brimstone, so I got out of the shower with my hair still soapy and rinsed it out in the sink. Whew! Talk about a close call! Be careful out there today everybody.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Super important!
OH MY gOD!
I just went to go pee, pulled down my shorts and guess what I found stuck to my chamois? i was so scared i fell off the toilet and hit my head on the tiles.
Oh how the devil works in mysterious ways…
Post a Comment