Because Philly kids are a bunch of little bitches. Not ALL of them, mind you - there are certainly a few out there who aren't punk wiseass hatin' pussies - but the general ethos coming from Philadelphia is definitely not one of brotherly love. San Fran, from what I hear, has that shit wrapped up. People actually give a shit about eachother out there. Philly? Not so much.
Superimportant is hereby starting the drive to strip Philadelphia of its name and ban anyone from ever using it in relation to that city ever again. Because it just isn't true.It's unfortunate that, you know, "city of brotherly love" is kinda what "Philadelphia" *means* when translated from latin...or greek...or whatever bullshit they use to make this crap up, but maybe the entire city needs to be renamed anyway. Suggestions are welcomed.
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is this about the kids being unfriendly during this weekend's race?
It was that which triggered my recollection of a bias towards Philly for its resentment of everything, confirming the rumors I've heard, and justifying my sweeping condemnation of philadelphians. Yarr.
but you know, philly does have one great resource that you should be interested in: zombies. The sixth sense was actually a documentary. Dead people _do_ actually roam the streets. ergo, it's a valuable garden for our future zombie farm™.
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