Shaved legs on women are something we sometimes take for granted. They're sexy. Silky smooth and touchable. Mmmm....shaved legs are hot!
Shaved legs on men....are just as sexy! Unbelievably so, but true! How do I know? Well, I just shaved my legs yesterday, and ooh, they're hottt! I just want to rub my hands all over them all day long. And boy, do I feel aerodynamic now. I jumped on my bike and was like "whooahhh!!! I can't stop! I'm flying here! Holy crap!" Then when they get all sweaty in the middle of a workout, they glisten and shimmer, and you can see the veins popping out & stuff. I finally feel like I fit in. With...uh...my crowd of leg-shaving men, of course
I'm pretty well aware that most of the readers of this blog are probably cyclists anyway, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that there may possibly be some non-cyclists out there. I forgive you, but get on that fucking bike NOW .I don't know how many times I have to reiterate that there won't be any oil after the apocalypse, so if you want to survive, you best get on two wheels, damnit.
Anyway, my legs are dead sexy right now. And ladies, jesus christ, shaving your legs is a pain in the ass. It took me for freakin' ever to do this. Maybe it was because each and every hair was half an inch long or something - they kept on clogging up my razor, and it wasn't shaving anything. Maybe it's easier the next time, when I'm just shaving whatever grows in. Although by that point, my legs might be pretty disgusting. As it is, I missed spots all over the place. Like on the knees and stuff. Are there any tips you can share from the secret brotherhood of women? Or..uh...I guess that would be a sisterhood then. Seriously. The payoff (super-sexy aerodynamism) is worth it, but it certainly was a pain in the ass to get there.
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I've been shaving my legs since last summer and I still suck at it. Right now there are patches of hair on my knees and probably in a lot of places that I can see. I have gotten quicker though.
you liberated a body part (or two since you have two legs) from the oppressive chains of hair to now glisten freely in the light of the summer sun.
oh mr. super sexy semi-hair free sweaty man, how can the fair sex possibly resist you now?
Reactions from outside the cycling community have varied, greatly higlighting the disparity between cyclists & non-cyclists. Mostly, reactions were hesitant, and uncertain. Some people wanted to jest, some wanted to cry, some wanted to throw up in their mouths a little bit. Actually, I think almost everyone wanted to throw up in their mouths a little bit. Men shaving legs is, I'd say, completely unnatural to anyone who doesn't ride. They dont' know what to think about it. It's gender-bending, and our twisted world doesn't know how to react non-offensively. Although, watching people squirm to try is amusing. Oddly, no one was as fascinated by my legs as I was. This is where I insert a "your mom" joke. But I'll leave that to the reader's imagination.
While the idea itself is not that repulsive to me, I didn't take too well to the discussion of hair while eating my breakfast.
Blech.
pictures please! this is nothing without pictures!
let's face it. there are very few body parts that are hot when you shave them, and guy's legs aren't one of them. this is not superimportant. your blog is a lie.
ps- what happened to that contest? i spent 15 days in a cave in Zamunda pondering the best response and was just about to post it when the contest disappeared. your blog ruined my life.
superimportant never lies. And anonymous posters are gay. Gay like shaved legs on a man! HAHAHAHAH CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE GAY THAN SHAVED LEGS ON A MAN???? uehhh...uhoh.
perhaps try this ...
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i am superanonymous!
i am gayer than gay!
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well, i don't think shaved legs on a man-any man, is gay. i think that being sexually stimulated by someone of the same sex would fall under the "gay" category.
But, i will still say that shaved legs on a man are sexy, but unshaved legs are just as sexy,whether you're male or female, or questioning.
i think it's all about how comfortable you are with it. i have practically no body hair... never really did have any, and i'm jealous of those with the ability to protect their skin naturally(from windburn, sunburn, small animals,etc.) with the baby fine hair on their legs- because i can't. i don't shave, and it still looks like i do.
a SUPERHOT 'older' man taugh me how to shave when i was 22 years old. that man was the dealer who later hooked me up with my first bike 3 years ago. He's an ex-competative cyclist and the angel of the following revelation: shave WITH the grain of the hair and use a sharp blade. pull the skin. Diagrams as well as BEFORE and AFTER pictures are available.
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