Tuesday, January 31, 2006
These pretzel rods seem stale
The superimportant offices are stacked with a seemingly neverending supply of 6 things:
1) Pretzel Rods
2) Coca Cola
3) Diet Coke
4) Oatmeal (assorted flavors)
5) V8
6) Seltzer Water
The pretzel rods, these days, seem to be going stale. Several of the past few supplies of pretzelrods in the superimportant pantry have had that slightly tough/pseudo soggy sensation when you bite into them. In the past, the superimportant pretzel rods have been crisp and flaky. It is uncertain what the cause of the newfound staleness is. Perhaps the superimportant corporate offices have not been sending the freshest pretzel rods down to the blog department.
1) Pretzel Rods
2) Coca Cola
3) Diet Coke
4) Oatmeal (assorted flavors)
5) V8
6) Seltzer Water
The pretzel rods, these days, seem to be going stale. Several of the past few supplies of pretzelrods in the superimportant pantry have had that slightly tough/pseudo soggy sensation when you bite into them. In the past, the superimportant pretzel rods have been crisp and flaky. It is uncertain what the cause of the newfound staleness is. Perhaps the superimportant corporate offices have not been sending the freshest pretzel rods down to the blog department.
The creation of superimportant
The creation of superimportant renders all other blog sites irrelevant. Soon they will fade into obscurity while the blogosphere's thirst for whatever the fuck it is they thirst for is quashed by superimportant. Only superimportant things find their way to superimportant. The superimportance of them eclipses anything else any other blog site might find important. Some blog sites even post unimportant things. Superimportant won't even post *important* things. Only SUPERimportant things. It's very simple. Superimportant = superimportant. The sooner you know this, the sooner you stop visiting anything besides superimportant.
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